I always thought it would be fun to have a girl as a child, because you know I'd be the father who is sitting in the living room cleaning his gun when a boy comes over to take his little girl out on her first date.
I already have that planned but I am adding in a bunch of dead deer heads that I am borrowing from the barber. Oh and sharpening my knife at the same time. Scare the fook out of the first one and you should be done.
you need to practise talking in tongues, and wearing your pants back to front
the dribbling and rocking to and fro in your chair, well you got that covered already
....that'll all scares 'em off
Riiiiiiiight......
haha!
But that chick's bike totally OWNS you in the weight weenie game!