'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
A homosexual has trouble with his car, and stalls in the middle of an intersection. A trucker standing behind him, already late for his delivery, gets out of his steel monster and shouts: "What's the matter?" The gay answers: "My car has broken down." The trucker then says angry: "Do you want me to push that shit to the side?" The gay replies: "And what do we do about the car?"
robbys joke blows.......... theres two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says oh god were in an oven. the second muffin replies holy fu.ck a talking muffin!!!!!!!!!!!
@stabsupreme03 I have a dream, a dream of a better tomorrow. I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned...
I've got a joke. Humanity. And yes this is a buzzkill, but seriously, think about ALL THE FUN we're having [link is only working in second comment for some reason...]
DRAman613, he was a gay. Which is probably banned by their belief. Belief that is controlled by the government. I can understand why they do it, but I don't understand why these people are kept blind. If you learn a dog to bite anyone around, he won't stop anytime soon you try to stop him from doing so. Solution to this kind of problem is very time consuming and costs a lot aswell (money the government needs to buy other things, like guns). It's very sad that this happens, but here we are all laughing happily to muffin jokes, and moviequotes.
Laue, is there something wrong with my head? Is There?Or is there something wrong with the people beating a man to death and then burning him because he's homosexual? Or is there something wrong with you, valueing my sanity at the same level as the ones abusing that poor man?
Why post jokes about muffins or a chicken trying to cross the road here? Why commenting me and not the photo or photo related comments? Why questionning my sanity based on a post I made? Why do people still make jokes after I posted that link?
All neutral questions, I don't meand to offend you. They're just my point of view and response to your question.
This is an awesome pic man, definite POD. The resemblance to my local DJ is uncanny........from the large bank on the side to the type and look of the dirt with the greenery growing on it. I know it all too well now that last Sunday I stacked hard, winding up with an overnight stay at the hospital with four broken ribs, separated shoulder and a puncture of the exterior lining of the lung. Bitter?........yes, gonna be off the bike for a loooooooooong time. Looking for a little PB sympathy?.............maybe, I've got nowhere else to turn, haha.
Sorry to be venting on a POD but like I said it really does look so much like the one that took me out.......and the only reason I am up at 2:25 am is because I woke up in pain, needing killers........reminding me once again.