Wow. Just Wow. Thank you for such an enlightened and vitalizing comment. Perhaps it does not occur to you that some people may enjoy all aspects of bicycling and go so far as to even commute via bicycle. I am also not 100% sure that you could ever understand the fact that mountain bikes, although extremely fun, may not be the most efficient bicycles for riding on the road.
Also, just a little tip for you, quit using the word "gay" in a derogatory manner. It wasn't cool in the 90's and is certainly not cool now.