From left to right:

1 - "Oh my god I have to shit so bad, just stay focused Jim, don't shit your pants Jim"
2 - "When I get home i'll either commit suicide or make a casserole"
3 - "He is crossing lines, and committing micro-aggressions against me and my beard, i'm special Mom said so"
4 - "I'm the only one here with a real engineering degree, yes they're f@ck-tards, can I please go now?"

 1: Just asked by his wife why he was out all night.
2: The Vet has bad news about Shep. How will he break it to the kids?
3: The beard has assumed full control of his mental faculties. He exists only to serve the beard, now and forever.
4: Has an interview somewhere else he is really looking forward to.

 I am guessing that the guy in the enve tee is enthusing about Sam Pilgrims eBike!

 1- I'm gonna blow if he mentions too stiff one more fuckin time, go on Vernon try it, FUCCKIN TRY IT, I DARE YA 2- I really shouldn't of drank that much last night, if i just sit here with my head down I may come out of this unscathed 3- Dude, I AM MARKETING, my beard makes MARKETING, do you wanna touch it, go on Vernon TOUCH IT FFS!!! 4- Ah well I've had 10 years of making this and finally been rumbled, maybe the community isn't so stupid after all

 Looks like a "moment of silence".

 LOL!!!

 

 lmfao!!!!!!