The trend for longer front triangles has become more and more pronounced in the last few seasons.
Some brands have stretched the reach of their bikes so far that zero-offset stems were necessary to put the rider in the correct position. However at NS we discovered that there is still much more potential and we have introduced our patent pending Drastically Opposed Negative Geometry (D.O.N.G.).
After various lab and field tests, we found that adding even more length to the front triangle, and at the same time using a special stem with negative reach, riders will improve climbing efficiency (by 14.31%) and descending speeds (by up to 18.85%). This groundbreaking technology will be introduced in all 2016 bikes.
For more information about Snabb visit
nsbikes.com/snabb.
news.sciencemag.org/biology/2015/03/how-big-average-penis
It has it's drawbacks though. Sometimes it's hard to get buried balls deep, bottoming out too soon. :/ a*sholes actually seem roomier though, LOL. Well depending on what else is in there.
I thought that was an April fools article until I saw it was from weeks ago and a compilation of 17 studies with n=15,000+ clinician and not self reported samples. I always thought girls just told all guys it's the biggest they've ever seen. Thanks for the ego boost.
The soul destroying thing was; that the forks were put on backwards by one of our previous "mechanics"! *facepalm*
i just like nice things, okay?
Can't tell if bike companies are playing april fools day joke, or are just verrrrrrrry counter cultural.
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Visually I did not like.
Remember for once:
NS - Polish
Death camps - German (WW2 Germans = Nazis)
Auschwitz is in Poland...