12 Days of Christmas - Sunday Comics with Taj Mihelich
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Four sidewalls tearing,
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Five droppers not a-rising,
Four sidewalls tearing,
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Six XC riders braking,
Five droppers not a-rising,
Four sidewalls tearing,
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Seven dampers detonating,
Six XC riders braking,
Five droppers not a-rising,
Four sidewalls tearing,
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven dampers detonating,
Six XC riders braking,
Five droppers not a-rising,
Four sidewalls tearing,
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Nine thousand dollar charge on my credit card,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven dampers detonating,
Six XC riders braking,
Five droppers not a-rising,
Four sidewalls tearing,
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Ten spokes a-missing,
Nine thousand dollar charge on my credit card,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven dampers detonating,
Six XC riders braking,
Five droppers not a-rising,
Four sidewalls tearing,
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eleven pivots a-creaking,
Ten spokes a-missing,
Nine thousand dollar charge on my credit card,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven dampers detonating,
Six XC riders braking,
Five droppers not a-rising,
Four sidewalls tearing,
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve broken ribs,
Eleven pivots a-creaking,
Ten spokes a-missing,
Nine thousand dollar charge on my credit card,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven dampers detonating,
Six XC riders braking,
Five droppers not a-rising,
Four sidewalls tearing,
Three fractured wrists,
Two pedals raking,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Don't worry, I still love you!
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Humble respect... not enough of it around.
On the 12th day of Shredmas
The trail gods gave to me:
12 Rollers Rolling
'leven Tables Topping
10 Walls a Ridding
Nine Gnarly Skinnes
Eight Drops a Dropping
Seven Berms a Shredding
Six Gaps a Gapping
Five Points of Steeze
Four Riding Buds
Three Death Grips
Two Techy Climbs
And a “Send it” I landed with ease!
Their website:
VillainMTB.com
But if any one copy it we can send them all hate mail until they stop!
This video is a must watch.
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