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flag jaydawg69
Posted: Sep 30, 2017 at 19:08 Quote
Plagiarism isn't cool bro
flag ridayobike
Posted: Sep 30, 2017 at 19:42 Quote
jaydawg69 wrote:
Plagiarism isn't cool bro

Haaaaa, busted, yes XB stole that from comments section. They are pretty funny these days, it's like 3/4 ppl saying Go Sam!

Thought the 007 line was pretty funny, so regurgitated.
flag ridayobike
Posted: Oct 1, 2017 at 9:02 Quote
Best to ever do it: Sam Hill.

G.O.A.T. now it's undeniable.
flag ridayobike
Posted: Oct 1, 2017 at 19:21 Quote
Anyone interested in Shuttlin' Canyon this weekend? XB thinking about getting a gong show going out there, all the usual suspects, dogs, fire pit, beers... Hill climb competition, usual stuff.
Anyone interested... Bring the grill, get some dogs flowing...
flag vernonjeff
Posted: Oct 13, 2017 at 6:55 Quote
Newh Skool... This shit moves me so stays off my dick XB... ay.


Way (yeah, yeah!)
Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances
Finesse a nigga with some counterfeits
But now I'm countin' this
Parmesan where my accountant lives
In fact, I'm downin' this
D'USSÉ with my boo bae, tastes like Kool-Aid for the analysts
Girl, I can buy yo' ass the world with my paystub
Ooh, that pussy good, won't you sit it on my taste bloods?
I get way too petty once you let me do the extras
Pull up on your block, then break it down: we playin' Tetris
A.M. to the P.M., P.M. to the A.M., funk
Piss out your per diem, you just gotta hate 'em, funk
If I quit your BM, I still ride Mercedes, funk
If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral
Soprano C, we like to keep it on a high note
Its levels to it, you and I know, bitch, be humble
sit down
(Hol' up lil' bitch, hol' up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Sit down, hol' up, lil' bitch)
Be humble (bitch)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) bitch, sit down
Lil' bitch (hol' up, lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) be humble
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) sit down
(Hol' up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, sit down, lil' bitch)
(Sit down, lil' bitch, be humble)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) bitch, sit down
(Hol' up, bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)
Who dat nigga thinkin' that he frontin' on man, man? (Man, man)
Get the f*ck off my stage, I'm the Sandman (Sandman)
Get the f*ck off my dick, that ain't right
I make a play f*ckin' up your whole life
I'm so f*ckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop
Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor
Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretchmarks
Still will take you down right on your mama's couch in Polo socks, ay
This shit way too crazy, ay, you do not amaze me, ay
I blew cool from AC, ay, Obama just paged me, ay
I don't fabricate it, ay, most of y'all be fakin', ay
I stay modest 'bout it, ay, she elaborate it, ay
This that Grey Poupon, that Evian, that TED Talk, ay
Watch my soul speak, you let the meds talk, ay
If I kill a nigga, it won't be the alcohol, ay
I'm the realest nigga after all, bitch, be humble
sit down
(Hol' up lil' bitch, hol' up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Sit down, hol' up, lil' bitch)
Be humble (bitch)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) bitch, sit down
Lil' bitch (hol' up, lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) be humble
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) sit down
(Hol' up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, sit down, lil' bitch)
(Sit down, lil' bitch, be humble)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) bitch, sit down
(Hol' up, bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)
flag vernonjeff
Posted: Oct 13, 2017 at 7:52 Quote
Best riding of the season. Rain, dark cold, time to man up. Red gate up the wall, strava times in the single digits. Girls go home at the half way. Too much. 2 remain at the cliff watching the light in cosens... Romantic drizel, zip up. coming down can see. lights and shit, rain stings push harder. feelz manly as f*ck. Think about XB on the couch making hand punches int he air while watching mma. Im here.. im wet. i'm hard as nails son.. I came and got it. seasons done. bike is away.. see ya next year homos.
flag shredb4dead
Posted: Oct 13, 2017 at 8:41 Quote
vernonjeff wrote:
Best riding of the season. Rain, dark cold, time to man up. Red gate up the wall, strava times in the single digits. Girls go home at the half way. Too much. 2 remain at the cliff watching the light in cosens... Romantic drizel, zip up. coming down can see. lights and shit, rain stings push harder. feelz manly as f*ck. Think about XB on the couch making hand punches int he air while watching mma. Im here.. im wet. i'm hard as nails son.. I came and got it. seasons done. bike is away.. see ya next year homos.

That's funny. Not the story I heard.
Word on the street is two people got soaked and one hurt his wrist again. Apparently Trekkie was the only one who had a good time. Funny how these stories change when put into print.
Flowgopogo was the the smart one. Never left the house.
flag vernonjeff
Posted: Oct 13, 2017 at 9:58 Quote
shredb4dead wrote:
vernonjeff wrote:
Best riding of the season. Rain, dark cold, time to man up. Red gate up the wall, strava times in the single digits. Girls go home at the half way. Too much. 2 remain at the cliff watching the light in cosens... Romantic drizel, zip up. coming down can see. lights and shit, rain stings push harder. feelz manly as f*ck. Think about XB on the couch making hand punches int he air while watching mma. Im here.. im wet. i'm hard as nails son.. I came and got it. seasons done. bike is away.. see ya next year homos.

That's funny. Not the story I heard.
Word on the street is two people got soaked and one hurt his wrist again. Apparently Trekkie was the only one who had a good time. Funny how these stories change when put into print.
Flowgopogo was the the smart one. Never left the house.

Hurtful... Even after I gave my homie half....
flag ridayobike
Posted: Oct 13, 2017 at 18:47 Quote
Pinkbike turns into huge troll, XB loves it!!!! Accuses Most of EWS of doping, poll suggests 100% are using...
yES! just yes!!!!

But biking still, really?

Braaaaaaap

This was shot in about 3-1/2 weeks time a couple of years ago in Revelstoke... Looks like about 6-8 feet of snow, riding everywhere in trees, not hitting anything, good enough for XB.

Now just need a 8k Turbo kit and can pull wheelies all over the place.
Bikes are all going up for sale CHEAP! Bikes are just looking like sled fuel money at this point.

flag vernonjeff
Posted: Oct 13, 2017 at 19:53 Quote
Looks dope. Whats the Giant equivalent in sleds? You know cheap and will almost do what you need it to do?
flag pureadrenalin
Posted: Oct 13, 2017 at 23:15 Quote
Xb it’s was dumping at my place yesterday
flag ridayobike
Posted: Oct 14, 2017 at 7:49 Quote
vernonjeff wrote:
Looks dope. Whats the Giant equivalent in sleds? You know cheap and will almost do what you need it to do?

Funny, XB's Giants never broke a frame ever, it's consistently fast and dialed in... But I guess a cheap junk sled is a Polaris or Cat. Everyone XB rides with is on Doo, drink the Doo-Laid bud... Ski-Doo's cost the most so XB guesses he is kinda riding the Santa Cruz or Yeti of sleds...

Not going into names or details, but heard about a guy in town down and out for like over a month waiting for a warranty Rocky frame... Sux cuz, XB keeps spinning...
flag ridayobike
Posted: Oct 14, 2017 at 7:50 Quote
pureadrenalin wrote:
Xb it’s was dumping at my place yesterday

Stoked, it's gonna be an early season, real early... You having me out this year for sledding?
flag pureadrenalin
Posted: Oct 14, 2017 at 8:58 Quote
ridayobike wrote:
pureadrenalin wrote:
Xb it’s was dumping at my place yesterday

Stoked, it's gonna be an early season, real early... You having me out this year for sledding?

???????? Sure, but I can’t ride till maybe mid January. Hard to ride with crutches I think.
flag ridayobike
Posted: Oct 14, 2017 at 9:07 Quote
pureadrenalin wrote:
ridayobike wrote:
pureadrenalin wrote:
Xb it’s was dumping at my place yesterday

Stoked, it's gonna be an early season, real early... You having me out this year for sledding?

???????? Sure, but I can’t ride till maybe mid January. Hard to ride with crutches I think.

Brutal, sorry to hear... We're you riding with Vaginal-Jeff, he likes to go down and take him self out frequently too... Looks easy though, a Giant would of rode that line no probs.

 


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