Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!

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Pig ugliest AM/Enduro/XC/DH bikes out there if yours is a pig post it!
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flag deli-hustler
Posted: Jan 12, 2019 at 11:56 Quote
tom666 wrote:
abennett219 wrote:
Entered an enduro today. What have I let myself in for lol

Which one?

Yeah which one do I need to avoid?
flag abennett219
Posted: Jan 12, 2019 at 12:03 Quote
deli-hustler wrote:
tom666 wrote:
abennett219 wrote:
Entered an enduro today. What have I let myself in for lol

Which one?

Yeah which one do I need to avoid?

Pedalhounds, the first one of the year
flag deli-hustler
Posted: Jan 12, 2019 at 12:32 Quote
abennett219 wrote:
deli-hustler wrote:
tom666 wrote:


Which one?

Yeah which one do I need to avoid?

Pedalhounds, the first one of the year

Not much chance of me going to that one. To close to London for someone like me
flag SileTzar
Posted: Jan 12, 2019 at 12:38 Quote
titaniumtit wrote:
Mr-Magura wrote:
Are you saying, that we can conclude it's a frozen female fart?

Magura Smile

Ahah ahaha ha ha!

But from which hole...?

It's a "unisex" saddle on a Dahon foldable bike. What can be deducted from the picture though and the location of the frost is that I lifted my right buttcheek to let it rip
flag tom666
Posted: Jan 12, 2019 at 12:54 Quote
abennett219 wrote:
deli-hustler wrote:
tom666 wrote:


Which one?

Yeah which one do I need to avoid?

Pedalhounds, the first one of the year

I've not even heard of Pedalhounds before - and yet the 2nd round is about 10/15 mins from my house.


Might enter one in the future - I'm a fan of those mash up formats.
flag dhmtbr777
Posted: Jan 12, 2019 at 13:12 Quote
I had an IBS attack at the bike park once, had to ride my wet ass down to the lodge to release the flood.
flag newbermuda
O+
Posted: Jan 12, 2019 at 14:39 Quote
dhmtbr777 wrote:
I had an IBS attack at the bike park once, had to ride my wet ass down to the lodge to release the flood.

Jesus christ i do not envy you
flag thunder-nuggets
O+
Posted: Jan 12, 2019 at 21:47 Quote
https://youtu.be/s35rVw1zskA

Still the best scene of any movie to ever exist.

What are you going to do, bleed on me?!

Edit: can someone get it to pull up, it’s beyond me
flag abennett219
Posted: Jan 13, 2019 at 3:26 Quote
tom666 wrote:
abennett219 wrote:
deli-hustler wrote:


Yeah which one do I need to avoid?

Pedalhounds, the first one of the year

I've not even heard of Pedalhounds before - and yet the 2nd round is about 10/15 mins from my house.


Might enter one in the future - I'm a fan of those mash up formats.

Quite a few of the club go to them so thought I'd give it a go, they're meant to be good
flag titaniumtit
Posted: Jan 13, 2019 at 5:18 Quote
dhmtbr777 wrote:
I had an IBS attack at the bike park once, had to ride my wet ass down to the lodge to release the flood.

Did you human centipede it down to bottom of hill as rushing down may make things that much premature.
flag tom666
Posted: Jan 13, 2019 at 5:29 Quote
abennett219 wrote:
tom666 wrote:
abennett219 wrote:


Pedalhounds, the first one of the year

I've not even heard of Pedalhounds before - and yet the 2nd round is about 10/15 mins from my house.


Might enter one in the future - I'm a fan of those mash up formats.

Quite a few of the club go to them so thought I'd give it a go, they're meant to be good

Awesome.


I think for casuals/enthusiasts the mashup format is a tonne better. With a 6 run, one attempt at each format it's so easy to have your whole day ruined by a puncture or mechanical.


I can't be arsed to go out and buy DH casing tires and a load of other shit. I just wanna ride my bike how it is and if I get a mechanical I can go back to my car and fix it yknow.
flag StUone7
Posted: Jan 13, 2019 at 20:22 Quote
sosburn wrote:
why is it that mountain bikers are always saying “howdy”??
i took my brother’s dog for a hike this morning and passed about 15 guys on bikes, and all except one of them said howdy. no wonder people hate bikers around here

What’s wrong with saying howdy?
flag jespinal
Posted: Jan 13, 2019 at 21:42 Quote
So this girl is leaving the 20th and she came over to spend a few days with my family, having her and my mom in the same room was interesting they get along but I realised something

When they're in a good mood they both treat me the same way, not only that but when my mom met my brother's father she was 31 and he was 22, they are quite similar in taste, do I have unsolved mommy issues?
flag jespinal
Posted: Jan 13, 2019 at 21:44 Quote
StUone7 wrote:
sosburn wrote:
why is it that mountain bikers are always saying “howdy”??
i took my brother’s dog for a hike this morning and passed about 15 guys on bikes, and all except one of them said howdy. no wonder people hate bikers around here

What’s wrong with saying howdy?
Nothing, partner
flag Wale
Posted: Jan 13, 2019 at 21:45 Quote
And which girl is this you talking about?

 


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