2015 Sram X0 Type 2 Mech + Shifter 10spd

Smell that? That's victory.
Pull up your pants and put down your juice box because you'll drop that sh*t when you hear the deal I'm about to offer. The sound you are smelling right now is not unicorn excrement sprinkled with gipsy pubes, no, this beautiful smell is the sight of a Two-month-old Sram X0 mech that is available TO YOU and FOR YOU to purchase right fuarking now so you can have 10 of the finest gear shifts on your cycleped which will be smoother than my pick-up lines.
And just to demonstrate how smooth I really mean:

"Hey baby, can I put my stanchion in your lowers?
Or "I like my women like I like my avids. Not working."
Or "Are you a handlebar? cz I want to hump you."
Or "You like 8-inches in your rear too? Well have I got some disappointment for you tonight."

Needless to say. You need this mech. But what good is a mech without a shifter? That is why me, being the good guy that I am, am also throwing in a BLUE STICKERED X0 shifter. Now if I learned anything in geography class, then it's that blue things are significantly lighter than red or white. But don't reach for your apple juice just yet. Not only do you get a super light weight shifter, you also get YELLOW Jagwire Cable in there too! This sheit right here is what will make your bike look like the engine bay of race giraffe. Instant +55 sex appeal points which still isn't enough to gain interest from the ladies because let's face it. What chick in her right mind would find riding bicycles attractive, right?

The cage on this mech is shorter than my attention span, which is why the Magic Mary is probably the best tyre right now.

But it doesn't end here. On top of all this MADNESS, I am also including an anodized GREEN cable tip FOR FREE. +10bhp Guaranteed.

Now if you divert yo ass to google for a sec, you will see that the shifter new was £70bucks ish while the mech is around 150ish squid. I am going to maintain my honour and keep my word about giving you a great deal, because if I am to be labelled a liar, I best bleach my nipples, legally change my name to Samantha and get deported to Alaska right now.

£110 posted but open to offers.

Try to low-ball me and I will destroy you.

Thanks! ^-^