1999 Ford Clitaurus

For Sale: 1999 Ford Clitaurus! AKA sex on wheels!!! This car pulls bitches like no other! Fresh ass gold paint in great shape except for a few scratches and door dings from all the haters... Interior is in great shape and smells like beer and poon seat are big and comfy, perfect for going hard with fat girls!!! Clit runs great and has less than 90k miles. Also loaded with features such as premium sound system, skid plates and off road shocks installed by rebel off-road, also has auto pilot control linked to homing system for when your turnt as fuck and need to get home... The 3.0L Vulcan V6 makes panties drop with its ferocious growl!!! Also has a shit ton of power to bail if the pigs roll your party!!! This car has seen more fat chick poon than you will see in your entire life, it is of sentimental value to me!!! I know what it's worth so don't lowball nigs!!!
Only reason for selling is I need something that can shuttle and hold bikes...
I said no trades but will trade for 2007 or newer Chevy Silverado 1500 crew cab LTZ 4x4